Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Randomize
