she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
We were destined to go to rehab together
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
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