You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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