Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
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