This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I feel great
I just peed on a car
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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