Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
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