Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
Randomize
