dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
its not stalking. its research.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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