Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Randomize
