The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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