at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I can't disclose who, but one time I called someone, they didn't pick up, and immediately texted back 'will call later, masturbating'
I thought that was really considerate
Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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