i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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