If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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