I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
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