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I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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