This girl is more easily done than said...
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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