OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
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