Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(432): View more from Texas

TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!

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(803): View more from South Carolina

there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.

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(416): View more from Toronto

i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties

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(513): View more from Ohio

This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.

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(337): View more from Louisiana

You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.

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(250): View more from British Columbia

i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was

(1-250): View more from British Columbia

Thats why they were on the balcony!

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(407): View more from Florida

Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.

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(256): View more from Alabama

I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.

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