hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
Randomize