its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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