why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
My orgasm happened in two different decades
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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