We're like a lot better than the average bears
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
I have already put on my inside pants.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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