idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I wish there were birth control emojis
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
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