Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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