No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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