Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
Randomize