At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
my poor anus
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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