I'm going to jail i love you
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
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