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dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
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