Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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