There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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