So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
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