Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I could fuck to npr.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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