let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
so let's talk penis.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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