I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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