You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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