I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
Two words: nipple clamps
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