Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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