Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
that is very illegal...i love you.
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