Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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