I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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