yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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