i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
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