no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
then he tried to convert me to islam
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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