So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
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