He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I hope mine doesn't look like that
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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