if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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