Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
Come see our sink grown plant.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
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