I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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