My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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