My room smells like vodka and shame
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Randomize
