Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
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