Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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