why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
We had sex on a dog bed..
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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