Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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