No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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