oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
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