C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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