she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Holy sore nipples Batman
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
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